Shminky

A rather small penis, around 3 inches or less, while erect. Small and pathetic

"My Shminky may be small but glistens in the moonlight and rises in the full moon. "

by Fading Boner July 11, 2019

shminky dinky

threesome (2 guys one girl) one guy comes into a girls mouth, the girl spits cum onto the other guys dick and then gets fucked by said dick

dude last night was so fucking awesome my girl let me perform a shminky dinky on her!

by miney bands October 18, 2022

shmidy fape

the purest form of fapedom

shmidy fayp
schmidy fape
schmidy fayp

The tammyjape's got the ultimate shmidy fape!

by Negger October 31, 2004

Shminty

Something that is good, or more specifically mint.

"Have you heard about that shminty new wigglecart from K-Mart?" asked Jonno.

by Dogefanno101 February 20, 2022

Randy Shmandy

A Randy Shmandy, is one who is involved in the online gaming community and is very novice or unknown. "Randy" comes from the word "random" and shmandy is just a play on words to make it rhyme.

Andrew: Dude I don't know that guy and he sucks!

Will: Wow what a randy shmandy!

Andrew: Agreed.

by FlairGun February 20, 2011

shindy

To throw a fit; to make a scene.

Mimi had a shindy when she realized UNO's gave her a pickle as a side order instead of mashed potatos.

by Shivani March 25, 2005

Shminky

A nickname for the alco-pop Smirnoff Ice.

"I'll have a packet of crisps and a Shminky please mate."

by Bananashark March 20, 2010