shmeur

1) the male genitalia
2) used in the expression "shmez my shmeur"
3) a penis

"The game."
"FFFFFF, Shmez my shmeur !"
(fuck my dick)

by ChloroformBoy September 3, 2010

shmear

A large spreaded schlop of cream cheese usually schlepped all over a bagel.

Will you stop schlepping that doggone shmear on my toasty bagel.

by SHLOP July 29, 2005

shmer

used when someone doesn't approve of something or someone, or when something is stupid/bad/not good/idiotic

Danny was being shmer today

by princesscami June 19, 2016

Sheat Shmear

The fecal stained portion of the back part of a toilet seat, usually a trapezoidal imprint from the butt crack of an obese person. The physics of how feces travels up the crack is best left a mystery...

I went to use the rest room and was forced to try a stall on another floor to avoid cleaning the 'sheat shmear' from the toilet.

by Elisecruz May 1, 2010

Sneaky Sherr

The act of enjoying balls on ones face.

Man, she really looked like she enjoyed that sneaky sherr.

When Norm fell asleep, he totally sneaky sherr'ed himself.

by Biggie Bergo January 9, 2011

shmerm

fag ass nigga. a herb. a dude who will try to patrol guy ass

your a shmerm ass nigga

by neal and bob September 4, 2008

Shmrrr

What one says during an awkward silence, or when nothing more needs to be said.

Jack: Hey.
Will: Hey.
Jack: Whats up?
Will: . . . . . . . . Shmrrr.

by The Ultimate Fighting Champion February 1, 2008