Shmeeky

adj. Shmeeky- 1. The quality of being stingy and sneaky in your doings 2. Stinginess in a sneaky manor

v. Shmeek- 1. To commit act of stinginess in a sneaky fashion 2. To trifle about on your feet, ambiguously 3. To ogle your surroundings with unnecessary giddiness

n. Shmeek- 1. One who claims the such qualities 2. A two-face or turncoat 3. One who is good at keeping secrets

Hey, don't be shmeeky; I know you have more crackers in your pocket.

Hes up to something. Look at his face he's shmeeking hard.

Stop being such a shmeek and tell me what she said about me.

by Scottrick The Lobster October 8, 2010

shmeeked

When you are so fucked up words like clapped, geeked, or fucked, wouldn't do justice to the situation.

Jesus, did you see Mike? He was shmeeked off of 14 percs.

by Karazem April 6, 2020

shmeek

To smoke, blaze, toke, "do", marijuana.

"In parts of California, and most likely elsewhere, my homies say they want to have a shmeek sesh, not a smoke sesh"

by tclegit April 27, 2007

Shmeekles

A legendary marsupial alleged to be found in the wilderness of Maine. This marsupial has no backbone or mouth. It oozes across the ground, pulling itself along with its enormously long tongue. This marsupial is supposed to have plaid fur, and one eye is pink while the other is brown. The Shmeekles is six feet long, and feeds off of the souls of salamanders.

Gather 'round the campfire, children! it's time to tell the tale of the Shmeekles...

by Cullan. W. November 11, 2008

Shmeekle smockle

A wizzird who has a foot long dick

Do you know any shmeekle smockles?
No but I have a foot long dick.

by TACOCAT6400 April 23, 2019

shmeek

literally just a mixture of a shmuck and a neek

friend: omg timothy u shmeek, that’s not the right way!

by Jayrita August 7, 2020

Shmeeky

The word Shmeeky was created will high on triple cs but the word comes from being cross faded. If you mix weed and lean together you are high on Shmeeky

an example is”I’m getting high im off the shmeeky” or “we on shmeeky we high as hell”

by Saiki-soo February 23, 2023