shmegma

a cottage cheese like substance inside the inner flap of a dirty vagina

nigga, i was fuckin this bad bitch and this shmega shit came all over my dick

by mike v April 24, 2003

shmegma

Any sort of unknown jelly like substance.

my new shoes got shmegma on them on the way to work.

by iomandala January 9, 2008

shmegma

The crust the grows under an uncircumsized penis. Boogery and gross.

Andrew Jiras eats shmegma.

by Andrew Rubio April 27, 2005

shmegma

The dried crusty substance in the crotch of a woman's panties after she was wet.

She peeled off her panties, and I noticed a slight shmegma deposit in the crotch of her panties.

by John ZZZ April 15, 2006

shmegma

old semen left in the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

I dont suck uncircumcised dick in fear of getting a mouth full 'a shmegma...

by TheShivers February 19, 2003

shmegma

testicular ball sweat, due to hot temperatures and/or exercise.

My tennis compression shorts are soaked with shmegma, it smells disgusting and is all wet.

by Chad Vasquez May 14, 2007

shmegma

It is the substance that lubricates around the rim of the penis that helps to pull back the fourskin and cleanse it

the shmegma if not cleanses gets very cake like and makes it hard to move back the fourskin.

by amanda July 29, 2003