schmedly

really really cheap vodka bought when 13 years from the happy shopper for 2.99 in whitstable, kent.

schmedleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(its fun to say when sloshed)

by katie April 23, 2004

shmegly

1. A stoner. One who enjoys the act of getting "high" or the act of freeing the mind.

2. A free baller, and/or party animal.

John and a group of his friends were all shmeglies, they came homw after a long night at the club and would wake up at noon every day.

"my friend is such a shmegly, she gets high almost every day."

by GoldenRiver July 31, 2009

shmelly

Shmelly is when you fuck a girl analy and she ate Mexican food so she shit's on your dick and into her vagina

Damn that girl is Shmelly,don't ask how I know *sweat drip*

by tit dick September 3, 2016

Shmedlyheimer

The name of a very fat cat with big eyes.

You’re loooking very Shmedlyheimer today

by Emilythecat April 30, 2021

shmerly

used when someone is describing a time period as "early" and their is contention between what is early or not early

Psh! Early shmerly

by Big Papa Balls Tate September 2, 2010

Shmellykins

A person who is very shmelly.

Girl: "Hey, look! It's Shmellykins! He's so shmelly..."

by shmellykins925 November 8, 2011

Shmelly brit

Also know as a Sam or better known as a “Glumpclaw”. He showers once a year and tried to give himself a bowl cut once for the memes, which turned to shit. Anyways, don’t trust him, unless you’re sad, he’s pretty dope at advice and making you smile. In a dumb way.

“Bro you’re a shmelly brit.”
“Nah I ain’t sam.”

by alyssamaria August 27, 2019