freshly smashed

freshly smashed aka afterglow after a nice fuck

jennie : mino and i did the dirty today !
judy : you are freshly smashed

by saltmaster3000 June 17, 2018

Sammy smashed

That particular moment when your brain stops working after consuming copious amounts of alcohol. One can usually tell that someone is "Sammy Smashed" when eyes start squinting and neck gets wobbly. A term wildly used on the island of Malta.

"Is that guy drunk? No mate, he is Sammy Smashed!"

by sirferris January 27, 2021

Smashed like joy

Equivalent to being shit-faced, but enjoying your buzz to the fullest.

I'm at this club sippin' on champagne and a vodka tonic, completely smashed like joy.

by sniki June 30, 2010

super smashed

to engage in the game playing of the super smash with the intent to drink alcoholic beverages while playing said game

Yo man, let's get super smashed tonight!

A: What do you want to do tonight?
B:wanna get super smashed?
A: Hell yeah!

by Snappy Gomez March 27, 2008

Smashed a homie

when a man/women you like or are dating has/had sex with a friend of yours

smash

"Danger, she smashed a homie"

by Kookie2010 June 9, 2009

A clear bag of smashed assholes

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.

"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

by Jumpingrat September 4, 2008

smashed the homie

To be guilty of having had sexual intercourse with a person who is a friend of the person that you are dating, or hooking up with. Made most popular by pop star and Brandy Norwood's brother, RayJ.

"Son, I just found out my girlfriend smashed the homie!"

by whatuphomie December 2, 2009