shmammer

A mixing of the words smashed and hammered. It describes a situation when you are too drunk for words.

I got totally shmammered at that party last weekend!

by Verius December 17, 2010

Shmammerd

Shmammerd- a cross between shit faced and hammered.

Shmammered person says to the fuzz: "Awciferr blow this" (as the shmammerd person grabs their junk)

Shmammerd person says: "Hey tender bar drink me a grab"

by Natty Light3 December 29, 2012

Shmammered

The mix of being completely shit-faced and hammered in the same moment.

I was so shmammered last night everyone around me was fubar so I could not recognize anyone. Shmammered

by William Bradford II September 4, 2009

Shmammered

To become incredibly intoxicated due to the over consumption of alcohol; a combination of smashed and hammered

Those 15 shots of vodka got me completely shmammered last night.

by Hucked88 February 18, 2008

Shmammered

When you get so DRUNK your SHITFACED and HAMMERED, meaning that you my friend are SHMAMMERED.

I woke the up next to a fat chick, thats when i realized i got shmammered last night.

by Douche McClasiter May 25, 2006

Shmammerfaceted

A combination of "shitfaced", "hammered", "smashed", and "wasted", describing your level of intoxication. The most drunk one could ever be

You should have seen me last night, I was completely shmammerfaceted

by guesswho1212 February 21, 2011

Shmammered

Drinking in excess of 15 beers, shots and or mixed drinks; in turn becoming highly inebriated. Which may cause actions one will tend to regret

Man I was shmammered last night, I actually weighed the pros and cons of having sex with a girl that has herpes. The pros won..

by Lenord Harris October 12, 2009