Shmackled

You got absolutely clapped in a video game.(have to say it with emphasis)

OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU GET THAT SHMACKLED IN (enter game name here)!!

by NotNickk October 11, 2021

shmacked

To become intoxicated to the point of not even being able to stand up, know what's going on, or correctly pronounce any word.

Dude, I was so shmacked from playing loko pong that I fucked a cow.

by Pfffffttttt October 21, 2010

ashleigh shackelford

A fatass racist who believes that all white people are "racist demons" that are "inherently racist and can never not be racist." She also begs for money and says anyone who doesn't is a racist and that donating to her "poor oppressed insert 20+ minority groups here self" somehow makes you less racist. She then spends all the money she gets on massive amounts of food, becoming more and more obesse. She also glorifies obesity by promoting false psudoscisnce that says that "being severely obesse is perfectly healthy" and pretends to be trans just so she can feel more oppressed, putting down trans people in doing so. (If she was actually a trans man she would take effects to appear less feminine due to dysphoria, but she doesn't) She even owns a propaganda network that promotes unhealthy lifestyles (obesity) and illegal activties. (like sex work and drug use) So TLDR, she is a racist, a scammer, a liar, a conspiracy theorist, a sexist, a transphobe, and just overall a terrible person.

"ashleigh shackelford is the most racist person in the last 10 years. And yes, she is more racist than Trump."

by KrimsonKatt August 4, 2021

shmacked

Dumb way of saying smacked. Just means that youre really really high off some good marijuana.

I was so shmacked last night.

by thebx41 September 20, 2012

shackelcock

A rare, yet ample sized penis, that will not take "no" for an answer. Or, one ample sized penis that maintains an erection for up to eight hours at a time. One that put the motion in the ocean better than its gigantic counter-parts.

Yea girl, he has one of the best shackelcocks i've ever taken.

by kevin beck March 17, 2008

shackel bitch

a radioactive cocktail of straight chick gone lesbo, a prudish church lady, a hater (especially of men), and a passive aggressive sadist who likes to shackle those she hates with shrill emo horseshit

Rachel seems to be a demure person, but she is actually a toxic shackel bitch - stay away, she's radioactive!

Lee acts like a damsel in distress, but she's fake, she's actually a nasty shackel bitch - stay away, she's radioactive!

by 2278 May 22, 2019

Shmackular

Meaning terrific or amazing, usually in a sarcastic way

That fella's jawline is totally Shmackular

by niggsPlop! September 7, 2023