Slurplemuff

The slurplemuff is usually only saved for the grandest of occasions. It occurs when Whoopi Goldberg forcefully yet gracefully rips a huge wet fart directly in to Oprah Winfrey's douche bag thus creating the perfect slurpable mix of hot beefy butt stank and toxic muff sludge. Great for parties or simply as an alternative to anything you aren't willing to do.

YO! That slurplemuff was so good, it nearly melted my damn lips off! It was much better than country music ever was.

by bobo bumpkins January 27, 2020

Slurple

Adjective

1. The resulting hue of the bruise that forms on your testicles when a woman slurps the same spot for too long of period.
2. The color of an overly bruised nutsack hickey.

3. Purple as a result of slurping.

"The slurple area on balls is sensitive from tea bagging last night, so I try to avoid it touching my leg. It should clear up in a couple days."

by billebllunt December 8, 2013

Shmurple

The only word the rhymes with purple. Can be considered a lighter shade of purple.

Jack - "There is nothing that rhymes with orange"
Michelle - "Or Purple"
Jack - "What about shmurple?"
Michelle - "That's a cool word!!"

by ShmurpleJammer September 6, 2010

shurple

A color combination between shit and purple. Shurple.

Have you seen the Rio in Las Vegas? Man that shit is sooo ugly, its like shurple.

by ItaliaStallion April 7, 2008

shlurpderp

some guy who wanted to exist

shlurpderp exists

by honkbonk June 4, 2020

shlurpderp

he wants to exist.
we, the honks, shall rise.
and honk people until they notice him and honk with us.

shlurpderp honks

by honkbonk June 4, 2020

shlurpderp

A very beautiful child that slowly turns more and more of an idiot each day he stays inside

A shit shlurpderp is at it again being my disappointment

by Shlurpderp June 4, 2020