When, at the completion of intercourse, the male party attempts to arise to dispose of semen on his torso, the female counterpart then, without warning, abruptly begins aggressively licking off sed liquid as a means of cleaning up.
White College Basketball Wash-Up: "Oh shit I just came. My bad, I usually last more than just forty-five seconds. I'm normally more of a half-hour sex-haver."
~Proceeds to get up and look for a towel~
Thot: "Stop! Let me give you The Sharma Shlurp!"
~Proceeds to get up and look for a towel~
Thot: "Stop! Let me give you The Sharma Shlurp!"
by Blooodles69 May 9, 2022
Get the The Sharma Shlurpmug. by Holy cunt October 1, 2017
Get the shlurp the brodiemug. by tekritin February 7, 2018
Get the shlurp my shmeatmug. by Big nigga shit you namm sayin August 31, 2017
Get the Shlurp my own Shmeatmug. by Hex : Depression February 23, 2021
Get the Shlurpmug. Basically, it is a slurpee. I used this word in asking to have one. Maybe you would use it as a short form, or just a funny word. In this example:
"Can I have a shlurp shlurp, Kailey? Kaitlynn asked.
"No, you can't hav a shlurp shlurp from Circle K." Kailey shot back.
"No, you can't hav a shlurp shlurp from Circle K." Kailey shot back.
by yeeyee.uraraka June 24, 2019
Get the shlurpmug. by Ben Berkowitz March 20, 2008
Get the mad shlurpsmug.