shlop

1.a fat, disgusting, smelly, dirty, or disease infected female

2.Gross whore

Did you see that shlop that just walked passed? She had to weigh damn near 400 pounds!

That bitch is such a shlop, she fucked everyone at my lunch table!

by c523bb January 29, 2009

shlop

Gettn ur lil D wet.

I was gettn shloped by some ugly ass girl last weekend. I guess I was gettn shloppa style.

by niglet January 6, 2004

Shlopping

Making repetitive smacking and moist mucusy noises with your mouth or nose.

Ie: licking, mouth smacking, noisy nose blowing and wiping, horking, gagging, spitting, messy sneezing, hacking and coughing without covering your mouth.

Any noisy, moist, mucusy sound emitting from the mouth and or nose that just drives you up the freaking wall- like the sound made by hanging elevens from the nose being sucked in by inhaling deeply through the Schnozzola Mazzola. Pretty much any gross sound deemed by the majority of people to be annoying/disgusting.

Stop that shlopping sound, you are grossing me out.

by KarMa - Marc & Karena February 24, 2018

shlops

The act of being drunk and stupid

Is there gonna be beer at the party? Because I want to get so shlops tonight

by Hab3m October 6, 2005

shlopped

Incredibly shit faced. Hammered. Point of no return in terms of intoxication.

I had to get tottally shlopped because she was a butter face.

by carmello d. September 24, 2013

shlop

busting a load, beating off, whackin it...you get the idea

jon y. "i just shloped on my moms favorite magazine...ohs no"

by jesus d christ July 14, 2003

shlop

Pronunciation: /shhh-L0p/
function: verb
date: 14th century
1:the evacuation of more or lest fluid feces
2: taking a wet, nasty dump

Hey, d00d, i shloped all over that wall man.

i need to go home, i shloped in my skirt.

you know sometimes my toilet just cant handle my shloping.

pardon my sudden absence ive been having some explosive diarrhea. Tomson, your bathroom is now covered in my shlop.

by shlopotron24 August 2, 2010