shlop

Gettn ur lil D wet.

I was gettn shloped by some ugly ass girl last weekend. I guess I was gettn shloppa style.

by niglet January 6, 2004

shlop

busting a load, beating off, whackin it...you get the idea

jon y. "i just shloped on my moms favorite magazine...ohs no"

by jesus d christ July 13, 2003

shlop

Pronunciation: /shhh-L0p/
function: verb
date: 14th century
1:the evacuation of more or lest fluid feces
2: taking a wet, nasty dump

Hey, d00d, i shloped all over that wall man.

i need to go home, i shloped in my skirt.

you know sometimes my toilet just cant handle my shloping.

pardon my sudden absence ive been having some explosive diarrhea. Tomson, your bathroom is now covered in my shlop.

by shlopotron24 August 2, 2010

Shlop

Shit. Assembly line, gutter type, dogshit.

I hate the shlop Marvel Studios has been pumping out, their movies used to be a lot better

Did you see how shloppy that new movie was? It was so low quality, it's like a robot made it.

by KoolDrizzle September 7, 2023

shlop

when its 3 am and ur feeling horny so u go to your little brothers room and ask for that gawk gawk 4000 and you end the night with his peepee in your bootyhole.

Me: Yo give me that shlop
Brother: Ok, say less
*shlop shlop gawk gawk bababooey*
Me: that was some good ass shlop. Thanks bro
Brother: anytime... step bro

by i LIKE SHLOP January 7, 2021

Shlop

Clueless and have no purpose in life

You are a shlop

by thecockwanker November 9, 2021

Shlop

DEFINITION: Criminal bozos (Mainly the word "Criminal" but the word "Bozos" incorporated when a person is related to your convo)." Usually used with the preceding word "Brodie" because yall fatsos need to stop being lazy.

Brodie shlop moment when you find out your mom left you forever.

by PronounsImagine May 8, 2022