Shmoobeing

while making make out one puts one tongue in the others mouth making a slurping sound

" Oh yeah baby"

" Stop it your drownding my mouth, YOUR SHMOOBEING ME!!!!"

by freakydeakygirl May 13, 2010

Sloobendorf

The fifth house of Hogwarts. Those young witches and wizards that possess all or none of the specific qualities attributed to those of Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, or Slytherin are at risk of being sorted into this house. Other defining characteristics of Sloobendorfs tend to be a prevalent inability to interact in common social situations and extreme narcissism with no apparent source. The average percentage of students sorted into Sloobendorf per year is %.0008. The only Sloobendorf Quidditch team in recorded Hogwarts history had one team member. In his first and only match against Slytherin, Tinker Tittlestop was 'bludgered' to death before a single point was scored.

The Sloobendorfs were once required to share a table with Hufflepuff, but the entire house avoided the Great Hall and starved themselves for a week in protest. The designated dining area for Sloobendorf is now situated behind the raised platform on which the professors sit. 17 percent of all people who talk to a member of the Sloobendorf house will kill themselves within the hour.
The most recent graduate of Sloobendorf is Charlie Sheen (class of 2011)

When the sorting hat shouted 'SLOOBENDORF' from atop Pattywhirl Prissykin's head, 9 first years passed out and one vomited all over his pumpkin pasties.

by g00dness Me July 12, 2011

shoobee

Usually derogatory. A tourist at the (New Jersey) shore. He can often be identified by his pasty palor and inapprpriate clothing, e.g. black knee-socks with bobos (inexpensive footware), plaid shorts, and a shirt emblazoned with "I'm With Stupid." Etymology: said to derive from the "shoebox" in which shoobees once packed their lunches. Alternative etymology: from the refrain of popular Philadelphia music of 1950's and 1960's (example: "shoobee doo-wop"). Often shortened to shoob.

"Why do these f***ing shoobees have to brake at every f***ing intersection??"

"Hey, check out the shoob!"

by Phil DeYoung September 12, 2004

Shmoobear

There are few shmoobears in the world. And even fewer cute shmoobears. The cutes and best shmoobear there is is named Jessica. they get no better than her. shmoobears are generally really cute and cuddly, smell really good and like to be with other shmoobears. They are sometimes referred to as shmoo(s), shmooshie(s), pooh bear, shmooface, shmooshica, shmooshiewooshie

oh you're so cute, you must be a shmoobear

by shmooshie December 13, 2010

shlooter

A video game in which you shoot stuff, then get loot, then do it again forever. Probably coined in the text game Bioshoot Infinite.

Bioshock Infinite is the ultimate shlooter!

by ratushebarl February 12, 2014

Shlobberknocker

A Person who is so intoxicated that they're drooling all over themselves, can no longer speak or comprehend reality.

Let's get shlobberknockered up

by MzHeythurr July 18, 2011

shlobbernog

Extreme drunkeness.

Jacobi had one too many shots and beers, and uh oh, he got shlobbernogged.

by Dugan Champagne December 30, 2016