Shelving

Inserting a foreign item into the rectum.
Usually in regards to recreational drugs.
A discreet and effective way of taking them.

"I haven't got much left, so I guess I'll shelve the rest"

"When it comes to taking drugs it's all about shelving"

"He passed out early so we shelved him a gurner to get him keen again."

"Urrrrgh, I definitly shelved too much MXE last night"

by DagdA LamB February 20, 2014

grundle shavings

are shaven off grundles/pubes/pubic hair.

She kept all of her grundle shavings in a baggy under her bed so her parents wouldn't find out.

by o milinhos July 6, 2008

some sort of an infection from shaving or something

This is genital herpes.

I went to the dermatologist today and my face is breaking out from herpes. Turns out it was some sort of an infection from shaving or something.

by Doctor Chivago March 7, 2008

shaving ryan's privates

pun off of the movie saving private ryan

im going to go watch shaving ryan's privates!

by chase711 July 6, 2010

Shaving

The process of dragging a sharp metal blade across the face or legs to raise unwanted hair cells from the surface of the body and slice them off, often causing blood loss, pain and the possible need for small pieces of toilet paper to be attached to the face.

Shaving is carried out as a matter of comfort (men) or to conform to societies rules of attractiveness (women).

She slid the razor up her legs in the bath.

by Mark Randall November 23, 2004

Sheaing

When you send a girl a video of you beating your meat but, your hand is in your pants while doing it.

Did you see Brady sending Sheaing videos to Jacie?

by Whoever through that paper, ur November 23, 2020

Shaving the donkey

When a Canadian rubs the back of his head on your taint.

See that bald spot on the back of his head, he’s been shaving the donkey, eh.

by The Alaskan and the Indian April 23, 2021