Shlemiel

From Yiddish origin. A clumsy, inept, or foolish person.

As quoted from the film Independence Day:

"If I knew I was going to meet the President I would have wore a tie. I mean look at me, I look like a shlemiel."

by Mata99 May 30, 2009

shlammered

The state of drunkeness at which you can no longer pronounce hammered.

Dude you don't look so good.

Yeah I'm pretty shlammered thanks to that everclear.

by ACandDC July 14, 2007

Shlambag

A word in which to call a friend.

Yo, what up shlambag?

by Olivet1312 May 14, 2008

Shleum

To feel in a new, never experienced, way. Kind of "weird" but really new.

I feel shleum.

by Gottfried1983 January 11, 2010

Shteamboats

Is an expression for being very drunk, as in totally fucked up.

This word was made up by some lads from Dublin, Ireland.

Last night I drank too much, I was totally shteamboats!

by Jaytsh May 31, 2010

shleather

Any sort of low quality 'leather' product (aka shitty leather, or shleather) more often found on cheap discount furniture that seemed like a good deal at the time however it turns out the 'leather' couch they sold you for $400 tears off easily from bored children and insane kittens, eventually making you resort to filling in the bare spots with Sharpie because you're having an open house or a party and don't want people to comment on the craptastic fatigue of your furniture.

Her: This couch hasn't held up very well at all.
Him: It's because of the shleather it's made out of.
Her: What?
Him: Yeah, shitty leather. Shleather. It should be a crime.

by Sven Niscadae February 2, 2010

Shleakle

An overly large Libuim minus. More commonly referred to as the "flaps" of the vagina.

"Yeah man, I was trynna smash but she got that shleakle."

"I was going down on her and I slurped up that shleakle."

"Her shleakle was huge man - it felt like I was eating a soggy pastrami sandwich."

by Arab Jenkins July 19, 2017