Shlap

To slap one with your penis, very hard in the face. To the extent of pain.

“Damn it Jim why’d you shlap me”

by Slip And Score October 24, 2018

Shlap

When you hit ur boyfriend so hard you hit his soul out of him for a few

Brian was shlapped, he claims he seen god for a few.....

by It’s Tasha bitch!! April 28, 2019

shlap

slap. but better.

“bro, that sh*t shlapped”
“you gonna get b*tch shlapped”

by wellshoot February 21, 2020

shlap

It's a slap but its so much more

OH yeah, all of A$AP Rocky's new song is a shlap

by ahoyboi February 18, 2019

Shlapping

sleep masterbating in the shower

I must have been shlapping last night because feel amazing this morning.

by Shlapping April 30, 2015

SHLAP

You The act of swinging your penis and hitting one across the face, and leaving a 1 star mark with your tip.

“ Damn it Jim why’d you shlap me”

by CAPTAINxSHLAP October 24, 2018

Morning shlap

Term used when you intake nicotine right away when you wake up and your vision is taken from you

I got so morning shlapped this morning, it was impossible to unlock my iphone

by njd4 April 07, 2019