Firstly one must have a strong need to have a bowel movement. When an unsuspecting person is performing a benign bathroom related task such as mouth hygien or hair care, the perpetrator rushes into the lavatory and evacuates in the unsuspecting individuals prescence, normaly in the toilet.
Shirley was flossing then I busted in with the old shitz kreig!
She had to throw up in the sink once she saw the corn.
She had to throw up in the sink once she saw the corn.
by beckerman June 27, 2010
Get the shitz kreig mug.Describes the behaviour of German tourists who arise at the crack of dawn on holiday or vacation to rush down to the pool or beach in order to reserve a lounge chair for themselves.
Because of the Sitzkreig down at the beach, the non-German tourists were forced to lay on their towels or blankets.
by Tom de Plume July 30, 2009
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When that extra sauerkraut you ordered for your hotdog decides to invade and blast through your intestines in a rather quick manner. Your asshole will feel like it just had a close-up in the weirdest of weird german porn movies.
Said to be especially nasty when you're wasted on german beer.
Said to be especially nasty when you're wasted on german beer.
Grandson: Damn krauts shitzkrieged my fucking ass last night...
Polish Grandpa: I feel ya, boy. I feel ya.
Polish Grandpa: I feel ya, boy. I feel ya.
by KaiserSJ October 6, 2016
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Asians have a weak Shnitekreig game.
Asians have a weak Shnitekreig game.
by Wiener jousting November 11, 2017
Get the Shnitekreig mug.The russian language version of blitzkrieg. Slow, plodding attacks from someone you genuinely thought would be decent in a fight but who actually turns out to be a bit, well, shit.
by Seret March 25, 2022
Get the Shitskrieg mug.A violent, explosive excretion during which the anus is left in tatters, raw, and the toilet resembles a scene from WWII.
by General Twatmuffin May 15, 2014
Get the shittzkrieg mug.When birds decide to cover something in shit (Preferably something that is new/shiny/just been cleaned), they will declare Shitskrieg upon it, and start dive-bombing it, plastering any and all surfaces with faeces.
Basically, it's like Angry Birds, only with poop.
Basically, it's like Angry Birds, only with poop.
by Ferranax November 12, 2011
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