Shitmother

A word to say at the end of long rant after you've run out of things to say.

Some guy: sooo bored
Some guy: what you think of the shakira lines i sent you/

You: IM VERY UPSET BECAUSE I HAVE TO EAT HAMBURGER HELPER AND YOUR SHAKIRA LINES ARENT HELPING ANYTHING MISTER
You: MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL AND BUY ME A FUCKING PIZZA
You: DAMMIT

Some guy: i'll take you to a pizza buffet

You: FUCK YOUR PIZZA PIZZA BUFFET BUY ME A FUCKING PIXZZA FUCK IM ABOUT TO EAT FUCKING BARBEQUE SHIT BECUASE THERE IS NO PIZZA HEREFUCK YOU
WHERE THE HELL IS MY FUCKIG PIZZA>>~>!~!>!>!!~??~!
! FUUUUUCK T

SHITMOTHER.

by Brighton Early November 5, 2009

shitworthy

An adjective describing anything worthy of shit.

Whoa, this music is shitworthy!

by FailRAR August 9, 2010

Shitworthy

An act so not noteworthy you'd love to gift your own shit to the poor lad.

Stan, have a look at my macaroni necklace!

Honestly Bob, That's the most shitworthy necklace I've ever seen, you pathetic pile of steaming donkey shit.

by notshitworthy April 14, 2014

Shitportunity

1. An appropriate or favorable time or occasion to defecate or shit.
2. A situation or condition favorable for attainment of taking a shit.
3. A good position, chance, or prospect, to use the toilet to void excrement from the bowels through the anus.

The break during our staff meeting afforded a shitportunity.

During our road trip, we frequently stopped to get gas, food, and of course, to take our shitportunity.

If I miss my shitportunity this morning because the client is late for our meeting, I will be clogged up the rest of the day.

by Photo Pilot January 4, 2010

Sigworthy

Determining a quote from a forum is worthy as your profile signature

"Negative Ghostrider; the pattern is full" from someone declining a threesome in a forum quote used in your signature makes it sigworthy.

by bixx August 4, 2009

Shitmouth

Really, really bad breath. Breath that smells like a small animal has died and decomposed in someone's mouth. The type of breath that makes you gag when someone with it is standing within 3 feet of you.

Gary has chronic shitmouth, I nearly vomited when he was talking to me.

New Colgate Total toothpaste fights the leading cause of shitmouth.

by WeezleBlondini May 10, 2014

Whitworth

When a well-endowed gentleman suffers from an involuntary erection, preferably in a public place...

Ron had a whitworth yesterday, it scared the shit out of Julie...

by Tresspass July 17, 2006