Shiterbate

To go to the restroom, informing everyone you intend to take a shit, and remain in the restroom for an extended period of time while actually masterbating

Scott: Where is Kevin?
Andy: Oh he is in the bathroom, has been for 20 minutes, said he was taking a shit.
Scott: Oh, he must be going to shiterbate.

by Nazgul4591 November 1, 2009

shitsterbate

to masturbate on the toilet while taking a shit

there are some good porn mags in the bathroom I couldn't resist getting my shitsterbate on just now.

by james___ March 20, 2008

shisturbate

To masturbate while taking a massive shit.

Last night, I became aroused while taking a shit, but since I was so pressed for time, I decided to shisturbate.

by THE SHLEEPER August 7, 2009

Shatterbate

(v) The Act of Masturbating while taking a shit

"Shit, I really had to pinch one out when I was at Six Flags. I just decided to shatterbate in the bathroom"

by Shrek'sBrotherinlaw November 19, 2014

Shiturbating

When masturbating while taking a dump.

Sorry for the mess in the bathroom, I was shiturbating.

by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014

Shitterpated

Adjective; A confused, euphoric state of affection and/or infatuation for an individual to whom one would normally not be attracted, most often occurring in an inebriated state. It is a take on the word "twitterpated," a word for love-drunkenness popularized by an old Disney film.

Dude, what the hell was I thinking nailing that chick last night? She's not even remotely attractive!" "You were shitterpated, bro. It happens. Now get on Facebook and untag the photos, bro.

by BlackSuit91 November 25, 2010

shitsurbate

To masturbate while shitting.

She wouldn't give me a blumpkin, so I had to shitsurbate.

by BadEar November 22, 2010