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Whitstonian Wank

The shameful act of standing on Whitstable harbour, giving yourself a reach around to erect the old rogering tool then dunking your corey in some curry sauce and then scream seagull noises so the birds fly down and peck your little pecker off (you get 1 point for every person who looks, 2 points for spastics and 3 points for the feds)
Roger done too many Gary’s last night and tanged a ‘Whitstonian Wank’ in front of like 20 kids last night, he got nicked for animal cruelty and indecent exposure to underage kids.
by Z Noodle April 6, 2021
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shitstormia

A cat that shits itself and runs around, spreading that fecal matter around like a rouge garden hose whipping around and drenching everything in liquid caca. May or may not have a working asshole, often has different anatomy such as a buttgina or the like.
Damn, that cat has mad dingleberries, you think shes a shitstormia?

Whats that scratching? I think shitstormia is at it again.
by John Benjamin August 15, 2023
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Shitatorian

If you're not the valedictorian and you're not the salutatorian does that make you the shitatorian.
by FUDA20 May 22, 2025
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