Shitstory

1. An alternate to "history", a recollection or tale of a past occurence that is obviously made-up.

2. A personal bad history.

Anne: She said she hooked up with FIVE different guys last night!
Liz: That's total shitstory. She's not pretty at all.

OR

Anne: You shouldn't go out with him, he has a shitstory to hit it and quit it.

by estarly March 31, 2010

shitathon

When all the stalls in a public bathroom are full.

Mike: Man, I need to take a dump.
Dan: Ok, I'll wait
Dan: Why are you back so soon?
Mike: Couldn't go, it was a shitathon in there.

by shameus.burp September 3, 2009

Shitstory

Alternative name for "History."

Pronounced like History, except with an "Sh" added.

Basically, a Shitstory is a person's individual past or present past, that has been anything but decent.

A person that has a Shitstory, had an extremely rough and tumble childhood. They were either abused, molested, raped, had serious familial problems or the likes. Even those that had a difficult time growing up, due to the typicality of youth, can even have a Shitstory.

Shitstory doesn't just denote childhood. It also encompasses adulthood as well.

Dr. Tanner: "Come now Clareece. Tell me about yourself. Tell me about your family history."

Clareece: "You mean my family Shitstory?"

by Ms. Lacuna August 5, 2009

Shitathon

When marathon runners shit themselves and yet continue to run the marathon.

The 10k turned into a shitathon for many of the runners.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Shitphony

The excessive fart and shit noise one would hear in a public restroom.

I was at the urinal and all I could hear was the shitphony coming from the stall next to me.

by SkilletDeHolmes October 12, 2025