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Shitsthony 

A fat mother fucker who has 5 kids at the age of 25 and married some nasty bitch who neglects her kids. He sells dish network for a living and makes very little money because his boss hates him. Shitsthony's are great sales persons and would do well in life if they could read or stay on task. They are generally fat lazy sacks of shit. Shitsthony's are considered to be mooches because they ask for money and food all the time. What they are best at is getting their friends put in jail. They generally dont give a shit about anyone around them so they leave their drugs in other peoples cars and let others take the fall for it. Shitsthony's should be neutered at birth so that we may end the blood line and save the world.
Shitsthony- "Hey man Im really hungry and my kids need diapers."

Boss- "What do I look like a fucking bank?"

Shitsthony- "Well how do you expect me to make sales when I have to worry about my kids not being able to poop?"

Boss- "Fuck"
Shitsthony by Mchammer911 June 18, 2009
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Shitshoy 

Simp and Street shitter.

His hobbies include eating curry, poop on the streets and begging for women's attention.
Person1: Who's this guy who poop on the street and looks like a bolivian.

Person2: That's shitshoy
Shitshoy by nobody.22 January 20, 2023

Shitstory 

The one sided perspective of history that gets taught in school and that people use to make stupid political arguments.
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History is shit, and the shittiest part is that no one fucking learns anything from past mistakes. Because the way history is told, it's shit. The victorious write their point of view and the others suck their injuries. And in telling what happened, the victorious add so much bullshit to the actual facts, but people are taught to be superficial and not question what they get tought in school. We needed a new name for the historical fairy land some people believe in. So. Shitstory.
"He kept saying the crusades where completely different from the jihad. That they were defensive"
"Ignore him. All he knows is shitstory
Shitstory by Caligola April 5, 2017

shitshong 

Nobody is quite sure of what shitshonging actually consists of apart from those who do it,these people are part of a secret society called gingers. It is a sort of secret hi5.
Martha I will shitshong the life out of you
shitshong by shitshonger November 8, 2010

Shitstonia 

Shitstonia refers to Estonia, which is overrun by Russians, where native Estonians can't get jobs, have to be fluent in Russian to even qualify for most jobs.
Man, I hate working in Shitstonia, I have to deal with pig disgusting Russians every day.
Shitstonia by KillerMike July 4, 2014

Shitstone 

A word to describe a type of torture camp or a place to capture children with multiple dictators
This place is a shitstone man!
Shitstone by Shitstone October 2, 2018
v. to get a lot of work done in a short amount of time, esp. highly tedious or insanely difficult work like reading or really long essays.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call yesterday, I was shitathoning
shitathon by Sue Dough Nimm February 19, 2009
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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