Shitstagram

1. The act of viewing Instagram while taking a shit.

2. To post a picture of a drain-clogging shit using the Amaro app as if to impress your friends and reach a like count above 11. Accompanied by the hashtag shitstagtam, hashtag lookatmenow.

Sorry that took so long, I was shitstagramming.

The wifi here sucks, that shitstagram took a minute to load.

Dog, my shitstagram got 14 likes today. That's def more than my latte art instas have ever gotten me.

by Giardipants January 19, 2014

The main shitstain

The main reason something sucks

“Why the fuck is Reggie bullock starting he’s the main shitstain

by Free Luka$$$ July 23, 2021

shitstar

the slang term of an australian budget airline known as Jetstar..

Hey mate.. What airline you fly with?

Shitstar aye bruz..

by wombat ingles January 22, 2011

shitstain

A stain on a persons underwear from shit. This normally happens to a heavyset person.

This usually happens by:

1.) Farting too hard
2.) Not wiping after a soupy shit

This can be embarrassing.

Guy 1: LOL did you see that guys shitstain when he was changing!?
Guy 2: Yeah!! It was disgusting! He must have been farting too much.

by MarkMan641 November 26, 2011

shitstem

What you call the system you are stuck within that is shitty for you (and people like you).

Originates from reggae (1980s Peter Tosh et al.)

I got fired for telling truth. You know dat shitstem.

by J Diceman August 14, 2016

Shitstainer

A person with an unusually large buttocks and/or rectum that continually leaves fecal stains on the toilet seat after evacuating their bowels.

Don't go in there after Brian ... he's a fucking Shitstainer

by pcicc December 26, 2016

shitscapade

An event, sacred in most bromances, in which 2 to 4 bros enter a public bathroom and take a consecutive shit

Mike finishes eating: I have to shit

Anthony: So do I

Mike: Shitscapade?

Anthony: You read my mind.

by InfamousBellO May 25, 2010