shitsweep

A derogatory term used to infer someone is acting like a complete fucking douchebag.

Shut up Shitsweep!
What are you up to now, you shitsweep.

by EternitySpent August 29, 2007

Shitspert

To be well versed in the sport of defecation.

Steve dropped a stank deuce and decided to post details on Facebook. He certainly is a Shitspert.

by Some dirty guy August 31, 2013

shitspectations

Origin. Shit + expectations

Noun. An expectation that things will turn out badly. The opposite of great expectations

I'm dreading Christmas this year, wanna hear my festive shitspectations?

by Dick Shunery December 21, 2014

slutskeeter

One of an expeditionist life style that likes ejaculate in and around their eyes.

Ashton is quite the slutskeeter, because she loves taking it in the eye.

by Brian aka Bitches September 22, 2008

shitsleeve

The inner rectal cavity immediately past the anus. The lowest portion of the colon before the sphincter.

I stuck my cock up her tight ass and reamed out her shitsleeve last night.

by Slippery Jack January 5, 2006

Limp Shitskit

Slang for people who dislike Limp Bizkit.

Ando: Did you see Limp Bizkit at the Download festival?

Bendo: Oh, you mean Limp Shitskit

Ando: Haha yeah, they suck, can't even spell Biscuit properley.

Bendo: I know, did you know their band is named after a game where gays cum on a biscuit(cookie) and pass it around to each other and eat it?

Ando: No, it doesn't suprise me.

Bendo: They probably play it themselves with each other! And they probably also play "Shit Biscuit". Similar to Limp Biscuit but with shit in place of cum.

Ando: hahahahaahhahaaaaaaaa

by Johno47 January 12, 2009

shitsweats

a sweat, usually located around the buttocks or arm pit area, which is the result of a long and perhaps painful shit

after trying for hours, he was starting to get a shitsweat

by i own your ass November 24, 2003