Shitshowtonitis

A condition that affects the current day's evening hours. Symptoms include organized chaos, whirl wind of near missed disasters, collisions of minds and energies, and any other pulled off catastrophes. Remedies include just going with the flow and being a clutch player.

Damn tonight's coming down with shitshowtonitis, everything is just coming up a day late or dollar short. Everybody is zigging while I'm zapping. That's how we know there's shitshowtonitis in the air.

by Northstar208 August 30, 2022

shitshoveler

Interchangeable for bullshit artist.

We send her to all the staff meetings because she is our department’s star shitshoveler!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 15, 2020

Shitshow

When something goes terribly wrong

It was a shitshow, obviously

by papapattyp February 11, 2018

Shitshowation

The combination of a shit show and a serious situation.

We have ourselves a real shitshowation in progress over here....

by siouxrowena December 15, 2011

Detective Shitshow

A term to describe someone who is dumb or annoying when they state/realize something obvious. Normally said sarcastically.

Dumb friend: Wait, humans are mammals!??!?
You: No way detective shitshow

by Legs4DaysAndDays November 18, 2022

shitshow

the state of drunkenness in which the drinker is euphoric, constantly dancing, vibing, or vogueing, professing their love for people they shared a night class with last semester, and completely oblivious to the awkward situations they create. usually accompanied by a strange "dance move" involving one hand over the face and the other high in the air; the hand holding the drink being the one up high, as it spills on those surrounding the drinker. the drinker may or may not remember his or her actions.

Caitlin: Did you see Eric last night?
Marlee: Oh, my God. Yes. He was a total shitshow.
Caitlin: Yeah, especially when he grabbed my hand and some girl I've never seen and begged for us to be best friends...
Marlee: Like I said, what a shitshow.

by brightxeyedxbabe April 16, 2009

Shitshow

The American election 2020

Did you see the debate yesterday?
Yes, total shitshow

by MRFJUFF November 2, 2020