shitweasel

An animal or person who is sly, sneaky, and opportunistic. Someone who is looking to slip their way into a situation and make it shittier.

"Your friend is such a shitweasel, every time he comes over, he creates drama by asking questions and exploiting their answers to upset people."

"My cat is the ultimate shitweasel. He somehow manages to open the door to my bedroom and urinate in the corner, even though I am very vigilant about keeping it closed and locked."

by JohnnyClemz June 15, 2008

Shitsnesm

A shitsnesm is when one shits/sharts, while simultaneously having an orgasm and sneezing at the same time. It is a combination of relief, pain, and pleasure.

Dude, did you see the Shitsnesm John Alex performed this morning, it looked so painful!

by LuckyTuba May 22, 2019

Shittens

A term used to describe the state of ones' hands after the successful completion of fisting someone or something in the anus due to their similarity to brown mittens.

Derived from: "shit mittens"

Also can be used as a show of surprise, anger, or disappointment.

Person 1: "So, did you get your brown wings last night then?"
Person 2: "Not only did i get them, I also got a pair of shittens!"

Person 1: "Shittens mate! thats fuckin brill!"

by Team lean supreme May 26, 2008

Shittens

noun, slang

The term for a pair of socks worn as emergency mittens to clean oneself after a drug induced festival attack of diahorrea.

"Day 2 - 12.00pm - after his accident ,and in an act of desperation, Shakey Blakey removed his retro Pumas and turned his socks into temporary Shittens, so he could clean himself up enough to not offend anyone else watching the De La Soul set. Party on!!"

- Ronny Biggs' Essential Festival Diary 2001

by Ronny Biggs October 21, 2005

shitenheimer

(shite in hime er)

A person with a shitty attitude.

What's wrong w/that bitch? She's such a shitenheimer

by SmokeNaBowl August 11, 2010

Shityence

Delicious shityence

Man, I’m down for some shityence tonight

by Brumpeepeenigga June 8, 2019

shitseswa

Shitseswa is a luhya name meaning royalty. It originates from Butsotso land in Western part of Kenya. People named Shitseswa are introverts, leaders and foresighted ;their silence draws people close to them, wanting to know more about them. They are funny when close to people they love. They can be easily withdrawn too especially when disturbed. Being loved by a Shitseswa can be the most exciting experience ever!

We cannot have our meeting today because Miss Shitseswa is absent.

by Tsarino March 16, 2020