shitsale cowboy

n. A person who wanders flea markets, yard sales or other junk sales in boots, jeans or overalls, and the required cowboy hat. "vintage" (worn out) rock or country tour t-shirts are common. Unkempt, hairy appearance is a must. This person may smell of beer and cigarettes. He or she will never buy anything but may offer a ridiculously low bid on an item just to appear to have money.

I can smell that shitsale cowboy from 50 feet, and he'll probably offer me $5 for this tool box too.

by bigdealer May 21, 2009

Shitplug

The shitplug is when you eat food with no fiber for a whole day, then the next day you eat laxative. When you go to the bathroom to shit. You first shit out a hard clump of fiberless feces followed by a rain of diarrhea for a pleasant sensation of relief.

Dude 1: "Man I just did a shitplug and man, I've got to say it was an awakening expirence"
Dude 2: "Woah man, that must have been really difficult"

by cyberbunk June 5, 2022

shitalyzed

the need to shit so bad that you are paralyzed.

"Every time we go to Wal-Mart or Home Depot I get shitalyzed." Look at Bob he's been standin there lookin at them light bulbs for three hours. He must be shitalyzed!

by Charles Ham January 10, 2008

shitwalker

One who defecates and doesn't wash there hands prior to leaving the restroom.

Don't shake hands with Paul, he's a shitwalker!

by TheAlmightyYak October 17, 2015

Shitpants 1

(proper noun): A name used to refer to one's first born child.

"Hey, Shitpants 1, go make me a sandwich or you're grounded."

by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

big shitpile

The part of a bank's or other lending institution's portfolio that is tied up in risky mortgages. Since many of these institutions are heavily into these loans, they become the 'big shitpile'.

The Big Shitpile Investment Banks are doing their damnedest to hide the full scale of their losses, by writing down only a little at a time.

by Cowmix December 12, 2007

shittally tote-faced

End result of an all night drinking binge, which usually includes waking up next to an ugly woman, and/or a missing wallet.

"Dude, you were shittally tote-faced last night"

by grimly fiendish October 26, 2016