shitmining

The act of surfing various websites and researching strange topics for nuggets of random information e.g. the sex lives of conjoined twins. When engaging in a deep dive of the internet, spurred on by a seemingly innocuous trigger.

The opposite of Shitposting. Absorbing and consuming as opposed to spewing out information.

Examples:

"I went shitmining last night and found out there is a poisonous breed of rat"

"I'm stuck in a shitmine on name subject"
"Have you been shitmining again?"

by Elzeebub November 20, 2020

shitgifting

sending offensive or random objects to unsuspecting recipients via addressless mailing methods e.g. "DustiD".

you"shitgifted" me

lets "shitgift" him

SHITGIFT ME I DARE YOU

they are always shitgifting me

by GlassHeartCannon August 4, 2020

Shitlifting

When you work in retail and you're fed up with shoplifters being dicks, so you say it as it is.

"We've had someone shitlifting again. It's the same guy as Sunday."

by drp-97 October 13, 2021

Shitmixing

Shitmix or Shitmixing is a fetish for mixing you and your significant others shit together and then doing whatever with it (just generally having a good time with it).

"Hey, babe. Wanna try shitmixing?" Dan Shitmixing
"I wanna go home" - The Babe
"God I need to a girl/boyfriend to shitmix with." - Brandon Shitmixing
"There aint nothing on the planet better than shitmixing." - Dan Shitmixing

by Some Bloak March 7, 2022