shitporn

n. Video or images consisting of shocking or disgusting scenes of pornography involving shit.

2Girls1Cup is definitely shitporn.

by lead_poisoning717 October 6, 2009

Shithorse

The act of having an extremely large dick and putting somebody in a position similar to doggy style except bending completely over them with your hands on the ground and inserting the penis into the asshole.

I shithorsed this girl so hard on the weekend!

by Theshithorser April 18, 2018

Shithorsery

A galloping shitshow, generally gathering pace.

What a steaming pile of shithorsery!

by Shitjockey February 23, 2023

Shitornado

The term used to define a cluster of small time criminals each with different personalities used to commit tons of petty theft.

"The Baker boys used a shitornado to steal shopping carts from the grocery store to sell to homeless people".

by Blue Bubble April 20, 2011

Rasta Shithound

Jamaican wolf hound known for its love of cat shit and nine lives. Short in stature, rasta shithounds ususally only grow to be fifteen inches tall. Depending on variety of nu-nu foods, (see TELETUBBIES) shithounds can weigh in range from small to wide as all outside. They are also known widely for their love of cheesy poufs. Most are blonde in color and have long hair which, once properly grown, easily turns itself into dreadlocks. Found in most developed countrys, rasta shit hounds were reported to have first been bread in Tenneesee.

Once i was grown and out of the house, i was able to get the pet i wanted most: a Rasta Shithound!

by mollymaddog September 20, 2012

Shitcorn

A great log of shit with yellowish rock hard warts. This warts resemble corn and this is how the name of this strand of feces has been coined.

Man did you hear of the Shitcorn he deposited into his untamed toilet last night?" "Ya, that was a legendary Shitcorn, it whipped his toilet right into shape!

by Zach_W_ September 1, 2010