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shitfight

an excruciating task, a hassle, fighting a losing battle, something you hate to do
Sorry I'm late. The Belt Parkway was a complete shitfight. It took me two hours
by Big chip and lou cyph January 22, 2011
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Shitfisted

the act of putting your hand in your dirty, nasty ass crack and then shaking hands with someone you do not like.
i had a meeting job meeting with some guys i did not like, so i shitfisted them all.
by devilace July 24, 2009
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Shitfish™

A Shitfish™ is someone who rides coattails. Attempts to gain notoriety off the work of others. A shit fish is the lil fish who swim behind sharks eating their scraps instead of going off and finding their own food. A lazy uninspired person who aspires to benefit from the efforts of others merely by association.
That dude is such a ShitFish™ he starts fights with accomplished people publically just to get attention for his unknown website.
by AvidyaUS June 23, 2011
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Shitbish

An insult one can fire back at someone who thinks it's funny to insult other peoples mothers.

The use of 'shitbish' must be used in proper context for full effect, that is, many years after the original "your mum" comment was made.
Keith: Your mama's so stupid she sold her car for petrol money.
Al (1 second later): Who is this Keith shitbish?
Keith: Ask your mum.

Keith: Your mama's so fat her belt's the equator.
Al (3 years later): Who is this Keith shitbish?
Keith: :-O
by aluminium oxide November 13, 2011
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shitfight

an excruciating task, a hassle, fighting a losing battle, something you hate to do
Sorry I'm late. The Belt Parkway was a complete shitfight. It took me two hours
by Big chip and lou cyph January 22, 2011
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shitfishing

Shitfishing is a word that simply means the irrational attempt to secure some anal intercourse. This can be with a current girlfriend or in pubs and clubs. To be a shitfisher is often a hit and miss experience with some girls revolted by the idea. Certain females are known to warm to the idea (no pun intended) and a good shitfisher, if indeed that is possible, will hone in on these ladies.
A successful shitfisher is often heard to yell "i've got a bite" midway through performing the act he has been longing for through out the night.
Mark: "hey, are we going to the clubs to pick up women yeah"
Juan: "only if you come shitfishing with me"
Mark: "but i only catch obese fish"
Juan: "more to fill your plate with *intolerable wink*"
by have a guess ;) July 22, 2009
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shitfister

One who fists in the ass, especially after ones partner has not wiped after a shit
That Underwood is a real shitfister
by gek of Arabia October 9, 2004
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