Shitehawk

One who takes a voyeuristic interest in other misfortune.

Those who slow down when driving past an accident in order to gawk at the carnage.

"Look at those shitehawks chasing the ambulance."

by Oz Geordie November 4, 2011

shitehawk

A useless, going nowhere, idiot that talks crap. see also wordGobshite/word

Feck off you Shitehawk!

by - January 30, 2003

shitehawk

someone who goes around trying to rip people off for goods, often door to door sales.

"Fuck off you shithawk, I don't want any of that shite your selling

by dave h April 23, 2003

Bombay Shitehawk

Not unlike the common shitehawk, but of a much higher eschelon. Often regarded as king of shitehawkery.

Not only are you a shitehawk, youre a fucking bombay shitehawk.

by michael1984 December 6, 2005

Bombay Shitehawk

Imaginary bird used to compare to someone who when eating chicken from the bone strips it right down picking every little last bit of meat off.

Mom: "Damn Jack you sure were hungry. A bombay shitehawk would leave more!"
Jack: "Got any more?"

by John Lennob November 19, 2006

Soy-fed shitehawks

A certain type of 'Woke' social media commenter who looks for celebrity accounts who dare to contravene whatever moral boundary they favour and seeks to gain recognition and moral standing for admonishing said celebrity, despite their complete irrelevance in relation to said celebrity.

All those soy-fed shitehawks queuing up to scream about how "irrelevant" @JohnCleese honestly don't see how utterly moronic they look right now. Irrelevance is now being mentioned by thousands. Imagine that.

by limbo90 November 27, 2020

Shitehawk

A name given to the Black Kite bird by British soldiers in India during the Raj due to the predatory and aggressive way it would steal food from their hands. Seagulls, the terror of the seaside, are also known as shitehawks, for same reason.

"Blimey Bert, that shitehawks only gone and nabbed me bully beef"

'Fucksake Liam, that shitehawks had me bastard chips"

by anonymous June 6, 2023