shirtcock

(verb) To walk around wearing a shirt but no pants or undergarments. Synonym of Donald Duck. Technically applies to men only, but plumbing issues aside, easily applies to women, too. Sometimes a mild pejorative, implying imcompleteness or an unwillingness to commit.

"It's so beautiful out, I'll think I'll shirtcock today." (verb form)

"There sure were a lot of shirtcockers out on the playa this year." (noun form)

"When Mozart died, he shirtcocked his 'Requiem.' Someone else had to finish it." (verb form, implied meaning)

"Annaconda, quit shirtcocking and just pick a place to eat!" (verb form, implied meaning)

by Rex Havuk October 21, 2004

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shitclunk

The sound anything makes that's going to take effort to clean up

I knew it was a "shitclunk," when the wine hit the floor

by emilejfagerstromiv January 30, 2019

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Shitflickers

men’s formal style shoes that abnormally point. The term shitflicker designates instantly from The fact that they undoubtedly flick poo of the ground at lengths unprecedented.

“bobs shitflickers could probably shit flick across the globe”

by Shitflickers November 3, 2020

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Shitlocker

Another name for the Bitlocker whole-disk encryption software provided with Windows, especially when it's not working correctly and you don't have the recovery password.

Idiot: "I forgot my password, can you unlock my computer?" Technician: "No, it's got shitlocker on it you idiot"

by geek_nerd_69 October 27, 2020

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