shitbarf

when u actually could take a poop, but you have had a few drinks and it comes out as barf

my friend weiner was leaving the bar. he had earlier had some crab cakes. they were bad. as he was leaving he barfed. could have been a poop, but because of the drinks he shitbarfed.

by adsjfkdlsjfk January 5, 2008

Shitbang

To excrete fecal matter to the eyes, causing visual impairment similar to a flash bang grenade.

Girl: Oh you missed my mouth!

Boy: No I didn't! You just got Shitbanged!

by Shizaface April 5, 2009

Shitbarnacle

After you take a huge sticky shit you leave a "Shitbarnacle"

Who left a Shitbarnacle in the toilet

by Townail81 November 1, 2017

shitbanger

someone who has sex analy. Goes in the wrong door.

my boss is a shitbanger he fucks his dads ass.

by michael October 27, 2003

shitbar

1)An individual who is idiotic beyond the point of being called an idiot yet remains amusing enough to have in one's company in case the night isn't as entertaining as anticipated.

"Did you see Joe lick the goal post at the hockey rink? What a shitbar!"

by Carrie D October 7, 2005

shitbar

The way one's clothes smell after having been saturated with the smell of dirty cig smoke and stale booze.

Man, my clothes smell like shitbar after that raging kegger last night.

by f that noise March 16, 2009

Shitbars

A made up term that a stupid faggot made up on the fly to insult a white guy because he's racist.

02:28 blink Index can go fucking suck on shitbars
02:28 blink stupid faggot

by Judas Priestly October 19, 2009