shitstick

A device created by stiring the holding tank of an outhouse with a long pole, such as a broom handle.

Useful for dirtying white linens hung from a clothesline accross an alley that belong to families of warring neighborhood kids.

Originated in Greek ghetto of turn-of-the-century Dearborn, MI.

Cal smacked the neighbors' clothes with a shitstick!

by remoteinsanity June 15, 2004

shitstick

Similar to HitStick popularized by Madden 2005 (and since). In the game when someone is HitStick they are bewildered and shaken from the event. ShitStick is farting around someone and having the same effect.

Matt: What is that?!
Jay: I definetaly reefed a fart at you...
Matt: Dude that sounded like a low flying jet.
Jay: It's my new ShitStick...enjoy.

by King Jay July 4, 2008

shitstick

A real dull, under annoying person

"Bob doesnt want to party, he's being a real shitstick today!"

by average Joe December 24, 2002

ShitStick

When one epithet simply will not do, and you don't have time for two. A convenient combination of Shit Head, and Dip Stick, ShitStick is crude enough for all occasions in which either of the other two would have sufficed.

Screaming at your ex for not paying his share of the last electric bill, thereby causing shut off. Yelled back as you leave for the last time: "You ShitStick!" and you're out.

by Often Warranted July 1, 2009

Shitstick

IE, turd, crap, poop, poo.

Damn, look at the size of that shitstick!

by Nimrod March 26, 2003

shitstick

A broken or useless item

The motherboard on my computer malfunctioned an now its just a shitstick.

by greenmacaw April 22, 2010

Shitstick

Shitstick (noun)
When a man obtains a boner from pooping. Due to the abdominal pressure and muscle contactions in the pelvis when one poops, shit, extra blood flow will inconsequentially be sent to the penis, making it hard and erect, or stick-like.

Shitstick

"Is your stomach okay?"
"No Kyle, i shit so much i got a shitstick".

by Arizona Concept May 22, 2016