shit face cock master

Someon who is always drunk and suck dick all the time
Jon Hoffman is a shit face cock master who does it with Tim Alo every night
by Zach Garrison March 21, 2005
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Shit Face Cock Master

Kevin- a guy that goes to high school with me. hes a real duche.
by J-Sizzle April 22, 2004
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shitting on the cock

"shitting on the cock" means you disappointed someone by failing to fulfill the hopes they had for you. It is usually used between friends to make fun of each other.

it comes from the brazilian expression "cagar no pau".
-"I spent the whole night wingmaning for my friend Matt "Semen" and had to entertain his crush's friend for hours and he still lost her to a random guy in the club... I'm tired of him always shitting on the cock like that"
-"I know... I've grown used to it by now"
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Shit-cocked

A phrase used to describe a state of excessive drunkenness.

Also smashed, hammered, blitzed, wasted, shitfaced, crunked, etc.
Wow, Billy got shit-cocked last night.
by JohnCap May 08, 2006
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shit cock

The brownish residue clinging to a recently ass-plunged dick.

Me: "Holy shit! Can you believe Fish sucked off D-Wild's shit cock!"

Britt: "Yea man, that bitch loves gooling shit cocks"
by Steeeeve May 01, 2006
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shit cock

A word for a stupid person much like fucker
by Rosemary April 15, 2004
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