shit face cock master

Someon who is always drunk and suck dick all the time

Jon Hoffman is a shit face cock master who does it with Tim Alo every night

by Zach Garrison March 20, 2005

Shit Face Cock Master

Kevin- a guy that goes to high school with me. hes a real duche.

Kevin is a shit face cock master

by J-Sizzle April 21, 2004

shitting on the cock

"shitting on the cock" means you disappointed someone by failing to fulfill the hopes they had for you. It is usually used between friends to make fun of each other.

it comes from the brazilian expression "cagar no pau".

-"I spent the whole night wingmaning for my friend Matt "Semen" and had to entertain his crush's friend for hours and he still lost her to a random guy in the club... I'm tired of him always shitting on the cock like that"
-"I know... I've grown used to it by now"

by djonikinghand May 5, 2019

Shit-cocked

A phrase used to describe a state of excessive drunkenness.

Also smashed, hammered, blitzed, wasted, shitfaced, crunked, etc.

Wow, Billy got shit-cocked last night.

by JohnCap May 17, 2006

Shit face cock master

When you start fucking your sister

Cathy: step bro stop being a shit face cock master
Kyle: nah

by Illegal memes for quackity March 20, 2020

shit cock

The brownish residue clinging to a recently ass-plunged dick.

Me: "Holy shit! Can you believe Fish sucked off D-Wild's shit cock!"

Britt: "Yea man, that bitch loves gooling shit cocks"

by Steeeeve May 11, 2006

shit cock

A word for a stupid person much like fucker

What do you think you're doing, you shit cock!

by Rosemary April 15, 2004