A bag full of the shits, usually put on a porch and set on fire before ringing the bell and running away.
by HDR February 4, 2004
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by Stoner from Hell May 13, 2005
Get the Shit bag mug.A shit talker, douche bag, rat fuck soldier in the Army National Guard. Who thinks he is the most high speed troop in the whole theater of operation. Just because he plays call of duty 4 and reads every military storybook amazon has available. Some one who fakes in order to get a purple heart, CAB ( combat action badge ), Bronze star or army comendation medal.
Did gunner realy earn that CAB? No bro he cut holes in his canopy cover, he was never shot at what a shit bag!
Hey did Dever realy earn that purple heart? No Bro he just snivled about a scratch he got gettin out of the truck, what a shit bag!
Hey did Dever realy earn that purple heart? No Bro he just snivled about a scratch he got gettin out of the truck, what a shit bag!
by The Prospect May 3, 2008
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Someone who is a complete gary martin or david reid, possibly both rolled into one...
Someone who is a complete gary martin or david reid, possibly both rolled into one...
Gary and david pretending to be tough when they are actually fucking each other constantly with a 10" purple dildo since they dont have penis' between them
by TWONY WITH A T, YOU COCKFACE March 2, 2003
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You-Fuck you Karen take this (throws shit bag at neighbor)
Karen-What the fuck did you throw dog shit at me you don't have a dog
You-That's not dog shit that's my shit you whore
You-Fuck you Karen take this (throws shit bag at neighbor)
Karen-What the fuck did you throw dog shit at me you don't have a dog
You-That's not dog shit that's my shit you whore
by Y0ungDaggerDick September 11, 2020
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My friend Marvin is a Doudexteroxicatosiswankerist he wanks with both hands and feels like hes having a twosome .. He has bad breath too :)
by PiffChuck May 30, 2003
Get the shit bag mug.Shit Bag: Slang, Military Term: A person who is unmotivated and utterly worthless. Constantly finding different ways to get out of working, doing what they are supposed to, or being asked to do something and making up a dumbass excuse to get out of doing it...
You: Hey Fred, quit the shit baggery and come help me unload this truck!
Fred: I can't, I got to wasted last night, and I don't feel good.
You: Dude, you're a shit bag.
Fred: I can't, I got to wasted last night, and I don't feel good.
You: Dude, you're a shit bag.
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