shit tickets

one uses to wipe with after going to the bathroom

Did you get the shit tickets because i got to go to the show

by Paula Esquivel December 23, 2007

shit ticket

square of soft paper used to remove feces from one's anus.

The men's restroom did not have enough shit tickets to clean my ass!.

by dronp November 15, 2010

Shit Tickets

A term used when you run out of toilet paper or, halfway through a shit realize that there is none there.

DAMMIT!!! I'm out of SHIT TICKETS again!

by Slashedace April 23, 2011

Shit Tickets

The common house hold tolite paper

I need to buy more shit tickets

by Napleo June 9, 2009

shit tickets

Another name for toilet paper

Hey Derek were out of shit tickets can you grab me some?

by jonhboy August 2, 2014

Shit Tickets

Another word for Toilet Paper. Also known as "Asswipe" (pronounced As-weep-eh)

Mark (from inside the bathroom): HONEY! GET ME MORE SHIT TICKETS!

by Shabangshwa95<3 February 13, 2009

shit ticket

Anything that is good in a homeless man's imagination

Shit ticket

by Greg stegs February 2, 2010