shit splitters

Another word to explain thong underwear!

When she pulled her pants off she revealed these super sexy red lace shit splitters!

by dennob June 27, 2009

Shit split

In ebonics, it's when someone runs their mouth (or just exists) and gets the five knuckle sentence across their dome, jaw or anywhere else on their head or face. Most normally, this will result in a knockout if performed correctly.

Dude got his shit split for talking to my bro's girl - that's what you get for running that cock trap!

by Duhastmich November 18, 2013

Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality)

Anally rape a Deer or A goat and ejaculate in its anus and the jam your fist in its anus and pull out the the shit and eat it.

Did you see alex give that goat a Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality).

"Man that Cuban Can Jam a Fist"

by Mike(Chunky the Monkey) February 10, 2009

Shit split

An unequal share of money

Person #1 - Okay, you get $1 and i get the rest.
Person #2 - Dude, that's a shit split.

by aquafine water July 10, 2010

Sit, shit & split

When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.

My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.

by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019

Shit and Split

The act of taking a dump in someone else's house on the way out of that house; without the person directly realizing it until they hear the toilet flush. And by that time, you're gone.

Matt: Andrew took a massive crap in in your house yesterday!

Chris: Yah, he Shit and Split!

by Lbayncha1 February 14, 2009

banana-split shit

When someone does a split then suddenly shits them-self.

My friend was showing me there gymnastic moves when they took a banana-split shit

by Yellow fish February 5, 2014