Shit ‘n’ shake

The art of masturbating while defacating

‘I’m a bit pushed for time this morning so I’m going to have to Shit ‘n’ shake.

by Chopper.Mk.52 December 31, 2017

Shit-faced Shades

the shades that nobody can see through that you put on when your drunk or high to cover up your eyes to try to make people think your not high or drunk... but they just make it more noticable...but you keep putting them on

Tom: nice SHIT-FACED SHADES Rick.
Rick:They arnt SHIT-FACED SHADES, its just bright out....
Tom: It's 11:34 P.M
Rick: Well im not drunk.....

by iTS ME? May 16, 2010

shakespearian shit

A certaint type of shit. not as popular as the ghost shit, the crowd pleaser, or the floater

Bob: Uh Oh....

Fred: What's wrong?

Jack: what's that smell?

Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...

Fred & Jack: ????

Bob: Thy hath shit thy self

by Jeremy August 22, 2006

SEVEN SHADES OF SHIT

The ultimate degree to which an individual is pummelled/ kicked-in/ beaten-up... The last word in a complete and utter kicking... Of UK origin but, believe me, there is no escape...

Goodness! You should've seen those old/bald geezers going mental... After reading that embarrassing and patronizing claptrap penned by Ethan P., the creaky fellas went apeshit and kicked seven shades of shit out of him. Everyone applauded, including the pacifists. That'll make the ageist cunt think twice before spouting such drivel again.

by Chris Wheelie September 16, 2005

shake a shit

When you’ve reached such an advanced age that when you shit yourself, you just shake the leg you’re not standing on and empty out your jeans and keep moving.

You can’t wear any underwear to perform a proper shake a shit!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2021

Shake That Shit

A Philly Dance that went Viral after Rap Group Philly Goats Released a Music Video called "Broke shit" Clips of the dance blew up then spread Rapid around Philadelphia having the whole city Shaking That Shit. Months later New Jersey tried to steal the hype and Credit from Philly claiming its their Dance but that ended up being false as the Dances are similar but are entirely different.

"Yo Im bouta shake that shit" "My girl told me shake that shit for 20 dollars" "Shake that shit to the left 2 the right" "I just got my paycheck so im bout to shake that shi"

by DaBronxFinest October 6, 2021

to beat seven shades of shit out of

To make a row with someone because you are angry with him for some reasons, often used as a threat.

A big bloke threatened to beat seven shades of shit out of me at the pub yesterday.

by iulita December 30, 2005