Shit off originates from the ancient tribal island of Poon, where small creatures known as Poons, spoke in the forgotten language of Poonish. These creatures were very harsh little creatures, and the most common word or phrase they said was "Shit off", meaning to fuck off, in a nicer way.
by King Poon June 06, 2004
Evan: What do you think of this sporting event we're attending?
Leroy: It's awesome - shit's off the pot.
Past tense
John: Oh man that movie was awesome!
Dave: Yeah, that shit was off the pot.
Leroy: It's awesome - shit's off the pot.
Past tense
John: Oh man that movie was awesome!
Dave: Yeah, that shit was off the pot.
by pwnb0t July 21, 2009
Very Fast.
In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.
In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.
A motorcyclist in a collision. He shot off his bike like shit off a shovel.
That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel.
An orange VW caravanette, with Subaru impreza 2L engine, went like shit off a well greased shovel.
That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel.
An orange VW caravanette, with Subaru impreza 2L engine, went like shit off a well greased shovel.
by Slangboy January 06, 2006
When you go to the toilet and the person before you has left shit on the bowl that hasn’t flushed
So you proceed to piss the shit off
So you proceed to piss the shit off
by Therandomone February 04, 2018
Fast. NO idea where it comes from; I can't see shit moving too quickly off a stick, but there you go.
by Tom W August 02, 2004
by Andiblex June 27, 2018
Sam: isnt Art a sit off?
Liam: na,i hate drawing,its shit
Sam: so its a shit off for you?
Liam: Yeah
Liam: na,i hate drawing,its shit
Sam: so its a shit off for you?
Liam: Yeah
by Sam Humphreys June 05, 2006