shit milkshake

The act of shitting in a cup and mixing it in a blender with vanilla ice cream and making your girlfriend drink it while you fuck her in the mouth.

Jenny's favorite dessert was David's shit milkshake.

by juan patamule November 11, 2008

You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

by anonymous April 8, 2023

Milky Shit

When you are in a really bad situation and you can't do anything about it. You're screwed or got screwed over.

Mary: "I just broke my phone charger, I can't get another one because my car is in the shop, and my phone is at 2%."
John: "That's some milky shit."

by CMaggieS November 29, 2016

Milking the shit

To overuse or abuse something

Son: "Oh look mom it's that Tik-Toker whos milking the shit out of the same joke."
Mom: " No son get away from him he's Pakistani"

by momoniemoproblem July 12, 2022

Milky Shit Charge

When a gentelman ejaculates into the rear of a man/women and the reciever retorts by breaking mind and thus covering the ejaculator with a mixture of his own seed and a little bit of poo if lucky.

MAN1 -"Mate, Just blew my load up this bitch's ass and you'll never guess what she did.

Man2 - "Nah mate, what happened?"

Man1 - "Slut only let rip with with Milky Shit Charge, got in my eyes, hair, every-fucking-where."

by OTHOM June 15, 2009

shitmilkgasm

When somebody is drinking milk and hears something so funny that they simultaneously spit milk out of their nose and poop themselves.

"Dude, John was drinking some milk the other day and I told a joke so funny that he shitmilgasmed!"

"Man... You just made me shitmilkgasm!"

by Slaptastic Monkey Spanker December 6, 2014

shitmilk

a fat faggot who doesnt shut the fuck up

dylans being such a shitmilk today

by Armpit Pleasures May 6, 2018