shitmilk

a fat faggot who doesnt shut the fuck up

dylans being such a shitmilk today

shitmilk by Armpit Pleasures May 6, 2018

shit milk 

1)straight up explosive liquid diarrhea

2)someone who is annoying as shit

"oh man, that mexican food came out straight up shit milk style!"

"what's up shit milk?"

"god damn, this tastes like a fucking shit milk shake!"

shit milk by Glenn D December 28, 2005

shitmill 

When you fuck someone up the asshole and get shit all over your dick, then proceed to spin your cock around like a windmill.

Gay man: Please don't shitmill, I just got new curtains.

shitmill by You're a pseudonym. December 27, 2014

shitmickey 

When someone offers you food and it ends up giving you diarrhea.

You invite me over for dinner and slip me a shitmickey, what kind of host are you?

shitmickey by stopthepants June 29, 2020

shit milk 

1)straight up explosive liquid diarrhea

2)someone who is annoying as shit

"oh man, that mexican food came out straight up shit milk style!"

"what's up you fucking shit milk"

"god damn, this tastes like a fucking shit milk shake!"

shit milk by Glenn D July 24, 2008

Shit Milk 

A person that is so annoying that you would rather drink shit mixed and stirred in a glass of milk that hang out with his ass.

"I guess Marshal's coming over" - Guy One

"Fuck, Shit Milk, God that dudes annoying" - Guy Two

Shit Milk by rynofilms October 21, 2010

shitmilkgasm 

When somebody is drinking milk and hears something so funny that they simultaneously spit milk out of their nose and poop themselves.

"Dude, John was drinking some milk the other day and I told a joke so funny that he shitmilgasmed!"

"Man... You just made me shitmilkgasm!"

shitmilkgasm by Slaptastic Monkey Spanker December 6, 2014