it's a stupid phrase I made up i use it when I fuck up or am surprised or just as an alternative what the fuck.
Shit mah tits i just fell off of a cliff died then got isekai'd with a harem.
Shit mah tits dude i just saw two lesbians fuckin it was hot sht dude.
Shit mah tits dude i just saw two lesbians fuckin it was hot sht dude.
by 177013 is a masterpiece October 26, 2020

by Himapeeps January 28, 2022

Not just those are shit tits or you have shit tits but I would literally rather eat shit than look at your tits
They are that bad
They are that bad
by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

1. a. An exclamatory phrase conveying sentiments of astonishment, surprise, anger, annoyance, bewilderment or other general feelings of shock. Should be spoken with great emphasis.
Not directly related to the act of smearing shit on or having shit smeared on the tits, but rather the emotions equivalent to the feeling of shock upon realizing shit is on the tits.
1 b. Something bad.
2. Alternatively equivalent to the feeling of great release after shitting on someone's tits.
3. Related to the idea that someone has knows nothing about something.
Not directly related to the act of smearing shit on or having shit smeared on the tits, but rather the emotions equivalent to the feeling of shock upon realizing shit is on the tits.
1 b. Something bad.
2. Alternatively equivalent to the feeling of great release after shitting on someone's tits.
3. Related to the idea that someone has knows nothing about something.
1. a. "Ohhhhh Shit tits, I shouldn't have done that last night, I don't think I had a condom."
1. b. "OH Shit tits! My paper was due this morning!"
2. "Shit tits!"
3. "you don't know shit tits about that"
1. b. "OH Shit tits! My paper was due this morning!"
2. "Shit tits!"
3. "you don't know shit tits about that"
by Nhibby December 12, 2009

"Hey Chip, look at that girls side boob."
Chip: " no dude that girl is fugly, she's sporting some real shit tit right now."
Chip: " no dude that girl is fugly, she's sporting some real shit tit right now."
by Flint Michigan July 12, 2014

by swankz June 11, 2013

Clever rhyming phrase used to convey surprise or dismay. Similar to the common phrase "well suck my tits and call me a bitch" or "Well slap mah tits and call me a whore."
Can be interpreted literally, as in the process of defecating onto a human teatlet, primarily of the female variety. This definition is often used by those unfamiliar with its more common usage as an interjection.
Can be interpreted literally, as in the process of defecating onto a human teatlet, primarily of the female variety. This definition is often used by those unfamiliar with its more common usage as an interjection.
by rubiks19 June 28, 2010
