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Shiners are people who do not believe in mocking or disrespecting victims of murder. Particularly the victims of serial killers, spree murders, mass murders and/or family annihilators. They believe in showing victims respect and not picking their lives apart or mocking them. Shiners are the opposite of killer groupies.
Idiot- "Yeah he murdered his wife but she was super annoying".
Shiner- "That's not an excuse. He is totally responsible for his own actions and you should respect the dead".
Shiner by ValdisStark June 18, 2019
An adept at the art of Shining; one who exposes his member as a joke or act of derision.
OMG did you see? That guy's dick is hanging out of his pants! He must be a Shiner
Shiner by Avi G October 30, 2010
someone who sucks dick.
that ho over there is a shiner.
shiner by M.C July 3, 2005
what your cock is right when you pull it out of a nice cum-filled pussy
Your dad came home early and i had to climb out your sister's window with a shiner
shiner by bobbyt June 18, 2006
A seemingly attractive woman, but when she turns around or comes closer, actually looks like a zombie. In reference to the bathroom scene in 'The Shining'
"I'm gonna holla at that girl...nevermind, it's a shiner."
shiner by Fear and Loathing in... August 25, 2005
A. person capable of single-handedly changing the etymology of most foul-defined words. The type of person that is so beautiful you are nervous to talk to them.

B. a facial expression that is warm and welcoming, yet- at the same time- makes you apprehensive that you are about to be destroyed by impeccably sharp wit
C. a mythical singing sea creature that ellivates lonely sailor's white cap whipping woes
D: hot ticket
E. the main attraction
"wow- i can't believe you were able to score those shiner tickets for the game!"
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person 1: " what are all those people doing lined up at 5 in the morning outside in the freezing cold?"
person 2: "i don't know- but whatever it is, it must be a shiner! let's get in line!"
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shiner by itstrueyou February 3, 2010
To have a poo.
I'm going to have a shiner.
shiner by Elouisa October 17, 2003
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