shampee

when you shampoo turns mouldy

person 1" omg theres green stuff in my shampoo"

mum"ewwww that's a shampee THROW IT OUTTTT NOOWWWWWWW"

by genius plenius definitionius June 19, 2018

shimple

A pimple on your buttocks...when squeezed, it may expel fecal matter instead of white pus (depending on its proximity to your asshole)

I have a horrible shimple right near my upper crack - I hope my lady friend doesn't see it!

by Matta P. September 30, 2007

Stimpee

That youtuber that uses homo erotic videos for his thumbnails.

Memio and Stimpee playing horror games.

by ChildGrabber September 6, 2022

Shipee

To shit and pee at the same time.

I thought I just had to take a pee but I took a shipee instead.

by Gump Girl May 14, 2015

shimpregnated

adj. when a woman is pregnant with a she/him baby.

Bob: Congratulations! Are you having a boy or a girl?
Sue: Both. I'm shimpregnated.

by Lil Miss Thadeus Muttengreggor May 18, 2010

Gimme shimmee

1- The extreme of "gimme mine." Instead of a "swipe" of simply the back of the neck, one does a 2 handed swipe of the front and back of the neck. Use if and only if "taking yours" is deemed too light a correctional punishment or if one repeatedly says something stupid, and "taking yours" doesnt seem to be ceasing their stupid remarks.

Example 1: James- "yo man... last night i wanted to shave my legs, but i didn't know how. So i woke up my hott mom and had her shave them for me."

Crawford- "Wowwww.. GIMME SHIMMEE"

Example 2: Doug- "I went for a run to the end of Landing and outta nowhere some giant birds started attacking me!"

Nolan- "Gimme Mine"

2 minutes pass...

Nolan- "Doug... why didn't you come hang out with us last night... you coulda gotten laid by some hott chicks."

Doug- "I had to read A Portrait of the Artist as A Young Man by James Joyce. A truly compelling work of literature."

Nolan- "YEAHHH... I'll take mine"

30 seconds pass...

Nolan- "So with all your reading yesterday, did you have time to catch any of the Mets-Yankees extra inning game?"

Doug- "Nope... I was too engulfed in viewing the 5 hour long I Love Lucy marathon"(makes a triumphant fist pumping motion in the air)

Nolan- "WOWWWW... GIMME SHIMMEE"

by Stoltzy June 11, 2006

Shimples

A frog eating beast from new zealand.

All of the frogs feared encounters with Shimples.

by Brosef Wiener February 13, 2020