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Shit Monkey

Person who runs around catching the fall out from and covering for other people's mistakes and inadequacies
I did not sign up to run around after you catching your plops in a bucket like a shit monkey, you incompetent buffoon.
by Bunkups March 11, 2015
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shit monkey

any obvious lying fucking primate bi-pedal asshole espousing falsehoods out of it's rectum-like mouth orifice. i.e.-a liar.Everything that falls out of these creatures is pure shit,hence-"shit monkey"
George W. Bush is actually websters picture example if you look closely to the right of the definition. Right next to the phrase-"blatant shitmonkeyness". There are countless numbers of these creatures among us unfortunately. They can be readily identified, and one can tell when they are lying as you will notice the mouth orifice is open.
by KANE August 3, 2004
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shit monkey

soemthing you can yell when you don't know what the fucks going on or this too hardcore for you...can be used in plural and singular...can be used as a noun an adjective and an exclamation
noun:stop being a shit monkey handjobber
adjective: well that's shit monkey tastic
exclamation:
Tamara: hey Kyle want me to give u head
Kyle: halleluija, halleluija...halleluijaaa..
Dylan:Holy shit monkeys I did not see that coming
by Dylowned September 24, 2005
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sift monkey

1. One who's social skills are evenly compared to those of an autistic savant. sans savant.
2. One who's athletic prowess and general coordination resemble a one-armed, one-legged man trying to compete in an "ass kicking while jump roping" contest.

'sift monkey' usually refers to one who constantly employs both of the above qualities throughout his day-to-day interactions. He appears like a monkey that is very inept in his ability to find gold while sifting through the river.
That sift monkey in high school who was caught in the locker room jacking off, while huffing the girl's gym teacher's granny panties.
by Nutty Goodness September 24, 2005
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Piss shit monkey

Piss shit monkey is a new phrase used by young audiences. It is used as an insult to any gender or race. And no racism is inplied by using it. The short way of saying it is “shit monkey
by -Not a piss shit monkey September 21, 2022
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money shift

Usually only happens in a car with a manual transmission- A money shift is an accidental, far too aggressive down-shift, in which the engine performs the biggest red-line you've ever seen. It's referred to as a money shift, because it usually results in money coming out of your pocket for a new head, pistons etc.
My buddy Erin was doin around 65 mph when he accidentally hit second gear, money shifting his way to a new engine.
by steven17 November 25, 2007
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Monkey Shit Fights

A term used to describe when a situation is so tremendously Fucked up that it is beyond repair.
I've seen Monkey Shit Fights organized better than this!
by JSP123 January 22, 2009
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