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Boston Shoemaker

A Boston Shoemaker, much like the Boston Pancake or Cleveland Steamer, starts of when a man defecates on his unconscious partner's chest. He then proceeds to press his foot in it making a footprint on her chest. When his partner wakes up in the morning she will find a fossilized poopy footprint on her chest ressembling a shoe.
Hey Tade, my bitch was so hammered last night that when she passed out i gave her a Boston Shoemaker!
by Ebenezer McAwesome MacIntosh September 30, 2009
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shoemaker

A person who does something half-ass. They do not put effort into their work therefore it lacks workmanship. Also Can be a lazy person.
That shoemaker sprayed cologne in his fridge to cover up the smell of rotten turkey.
by Mike Fuzz April 4, 2007
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shoemaker

Lazy, sloppy, incompetent cooks who frequently use short cuts as a substitute for hard-work and skill. Shoemakers are rarely capable of cleaning up after themselves, frequently earning the enmity and contempt of the dishwashers. Always check a shoemaker’s garbage bin to see what salable product has been misused, wasted, and hidden to avoid censure.
Were you going to season that? Don't be a shoemaker.
by buffalochopper November 13, 2005
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Snowmaker's Sock

A term referring to masturbation, usually in a derogatory manner. Refers to the male practice of jerking off in a sock.
In order to not make a mess of his bedspread, Snowmaker used snowmaker's sock to catch his load
by snowmaker6969 April 30, 2011
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Okay Shumaker

When someone is capping insanely hard and it’s so obvious. This is the most extreme case of capping
Hey man I just delivered pizza to Eminem’s daughter!

Okay Shumaker
by Big Dickson July 22, 2022
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Okay Shumaker

When someone is capping so hard so that they look cool.

Also can be used when someone is just capping
Capper: “Hey man, this one time I delivered pizza to Eminem’s daughter

Me: Okay Shumaker…
by Big Dickson July 25, 2022
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Snowmakers

People who make snow on ski trails. Defender of Mother Nature. Until she gets in there way. Able to control an entire mountain. Most believe in Fletchanism. They are Also known as Snow gods. For they themseleves play god to those who worship them!
THere would be no skiing if not for Snowmakers
by Snow God November 30, 2006
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