Decent school if you exclude all the nicotined addicted kids in the bathrooms, huddled up in the disability stall (6-10 kids), or the annoyigly loud thot ass females in the halls or cafeteria who are loud for no apparent reason and just stop their little gossip wall in the middle of the halls blocking people from getting class,(No Debra, I dont care about you and your friends body count, let me get to chemistry class) or the fights that happens almost everyday (entertaining at the least) like yeah, I get that she was being racist and got her ass beat by two latinias but cmon, let me get to class with out a crowd blocking the way to the class i gotta go. But the best part of it all is that i get to see paul's chill ass and him giving me fist bumps and high fives (love ya paul). Who's Josh?
*kid shaking in bathroom* "aye bro, lemme get a hit of that, cmon bro i reeeeeally need it bro"
*Girl w/friends in hall way* "OMG jesse did you know if I can get a surgar daddy from Twitter, I wont have to work ever in my lif-, HEY JACKASS, WE'RE WALKING HERE"
*Dude just annoyed/stuck behind her posse* "Shut up hoe, you smell like uncooked crab left in the sun for weeks"
Thats how Alan B. Shepard High School works
*Girl w/friends in hall way* "OMG jesse did you know if I can get a surgar daddy from Twitter, I wont have to work ever in my lif-, HEY JACKASS, WE'RE WALKING HERE"
*Dude just annoyed/stuck behind her posse* "Shut up hoe, you smell like uncooked crab left in the sun for weeks"
Thats how Alan B. Shepard High School works
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The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.
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