she mullet

A mullet on a woman. Found primarily in trailer parks and Wal Marts. Specimens are known to breed young mullet bearers (see also mullet farmer) and are commonly found toothless and shoeless. Also known as the Tennessee Tophat, Mississippi Waterfall, Business in Front Party in Rear, etc...

Many redneck women like to rock a she mullet.

by inane February 26, 2005

smullet

swoopy in the front mullet in the back

Hey did you see Americas Got Talent last night? That one kid had a full on smullet.

by AlexaLuvs September 9, 2010

shmullet

The common name given to a mullet that is grown from the head of a female. Otherwise known as a she - mullet.

Man with a mullet marries woman with a shmullet.

by Ziggs October 7, 2004

Shemule

Emule, used strictly for downloading filthy shemale porn and dirty tranny action.

My shemule downloads asian tranny porn much faster than your lame ass shemule.

by poopoomanolo May 20, 2009

she-mullet

The most unattractive hairstyle for a woman - usually means she is lesbian, fat, poor, or all three. Looks like a normal mullet, but on a female. They'd be better off bald.

Tom:"Dude, that she-mullet is gross!!!"
Jerry:*puke*

by Rico Arna May 16, 2006

Smullett'd

The Act of Having Been Caught in an Attempt to Bamboozle the Media into Promoting an SJD "Social Justice Dogma"

Tenet (ie: Black Lynching, Transgender "Rights", “Islamophobia”, BLACK Lives Matter, Feminist "ManSplaining", "Woke

Bait", "Safe Spaces")

Academic: Dude, You "Smullett'd" the Shit Out of Everyone with Your GQ Article on "The Canine 'Rape culture'"

NYT Ombudsman: We at the New York Times Wish to Apologize to Our Readers for Being "Smullett'd" by the Author's of 'The Conceptual Penis as a Social Construct'

by @BachBone42 February 23, 2019

smullet

the begginings of a mullet when someone grows out their hair, usually in males. though it starts to resemble a mullet at first with long hair in the back, the smullet is in a league of ots own!

That guy has a smullet!

by Jimmy January 25, 2004