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shemoose

A closeted homosexual who lives at home in his late thirties, sells used cars to pay for his Barry Manilow Greatest Hits CD, and thinks 56 year old women who have had gastric bypass surgery are "very attractive."
Emoose1940: IM 37 AND I STILL WANT TO GRAB A STICK AND GO OUT IN THE BACK YARD AND PLAY ARMY,,, BANG,,,, BANG,,, BANG
by Davey February 8, 2005
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shemoose (italianus microphallus)

An aging never was who believes that women in chatrooms find him "sexy",
he exists on playing eat the mud pie and mayonnaise sandwich with his neighbors 12 year old son. It has also been said that he funds his lifestyle by selling used cars and playing glory hole with his mother for 5 dollars a shot. His hobbies include slamming his ''big ITALIAN meat'' in a desk drawer to prove that tough guys don't cry and he ain't no pussy fag, and singing Barry Manilow karaoke while wearing a t shirt that reads " Beat me up I'm WICKED GAY!''
We regret that we cannot and will not give an example because it was just too fucking stupid to type.
by BuddyChrist February 21, 2005
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shmoosh

verb; to consumate, fuck, have sex.
"Yeah, we shmooshed last night."

-Ronnie from Jersey Shore
by btownmt459 August 17, 2010
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shmooshmag

n- a worse version of a douchebag while still having a slight coolness about them
Damn man, you're such a shmooshmag
by Jon phone June 21, 2008
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shmooshmite

Means basically anything.

Used to desribe the feelings associated with smoking a drug commonly referred to as water.
Slang, originated in Syracuse, NY by Troy Mims who's tragic death brought a lot of aspirations for change in the area.
Q: What you doin tonight?
A: Shmooshmite!!!
by K. Weezy May 13, 2009
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shemosexual

1. A highly sexual creature that appears to be female, but will have sex with anything.
1. Shemosexual than most when she got that beerbottle up in her pussy.
by drippindorf December 3, 2010
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shmooshbag

The absolute worst version of a douchebag. There is absolutely no redeeming quality of this person.
Dane Cook is a shmooshbag
by Mighty Kites October 4, 2008
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