semenesque

having the consistancy, color, taste, or smell of semen.
someone who seems as if they spend large quantities of time soaked in semen.

that rice pudding went bad; its a bit semenesque.
j:"dont go near that girl shes a bit too... semenesque!"
chris:" thats why i want her number."

by jjerzey April 27, 2011

The Semen Den

A colloquial term referring to the hotel chain commonly known as the ‘Comfort Inn.’ The first guesthouse under that name was a Brothel operating in Pittsburg in 1924, known for being simultaneously classy and, at times, filthy – the original hotel’s sign on Main Street actually read ‘Cum Fort Inn’. Unconfirmed Reports of contracting syphilis from the bar stools in the lobby were common, and the rooms were obviously no better. So today The Cum Fort Inn continues the tradition of superficially clean cesspools of human bodily fluid disguised as discount hotel rooms. The Cum Fort Inn remains an American institution, lovingly nicknamed by its many fans ‘the Semen den.’

Norman went to the semen den for his biweekly visit with Laquisha, his long-term prostitute. On this occasion, he forgot his prophylactics – fortunately, upon reaching under the bed, he found a variety of lightly used condoms from the room’s previous occupants. ‘thank god for the Semen Den’, he whispered to himself before plunging into the diseased escort.

by Messy Jiggleson September 30, 2016

Semen shake

A big cup filled with 50+ guys large loads of cum then swallowed

During my crazy bachelor party me and my buddies made a semen shake for the sexy stripper.

by lalaloveless June 16, 2016

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by FRICKO MODE January 5, 2022

semen excretion

Male orgasm. Ejaculation.

She laps up my semen excretion like a cat on milk.

by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

Catch the Semen

A mispronunciation of "Catch These Men" by Sean Connery (Darrell Hammond) in Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL.

I'll take catch the semen for 400

That's "catch these men."

by HenryTownshend August 6, 2011

Semen retention

Not masturbating or having sex. Many people beleive this will help you be more masculin if you are a man, along with other benifits.

You heard about semen retention?

by Ctsdj November 14, 2019